Sarah Palin’s recent speech announcing her resignation from the Alaska governorship was truly shocking, not just for its out-of-the-blue suddenness, but also for its long, rambling, sometimes incomprehensible content.
Vanity Fair magazine set literary editor Wayne Lawson loose on a transcript of Palin’s announcement, red pencil in hand, and the results are both hilarious and unsettling. [...]
Proofin’ Palin
Translate new the business news failure!
“Salaried employees threaten to make jump their factory”
“The revival, it is not simply the concrete and the motor”
“It is necessary to prepare the sector of the media to behavioral changes”
“Crispations with the National Assembly on Sunday work”
and my personal favorite:
“A carpaccio of sturgeon of dream to the “Coffee Plum tree”
Those are all actual headlines [...]