June 14th, 2008
“Hulk also go rarrr!”
Hilarious 1-star review of The Incredible Hulk, the new superduperhero movie out from Marvel, courtesy of The Guardian‘s Peter Bradshaw…
“Hulk. Smash!” Yes. Hulk. Smash. Yes. Smash. Big Hulk smash. Smash cars. Buildings. Army tanks. Hulk not just smash. Hulk also go rarrr! Then smash again. Smash important, obviously. Smash Hulk’s USP. What Hulk smash most? Hulk smash all hope of interesting time in cinema. Hulk take all effort of cinema, effort getting babysitter, effort finding parking, and Hulk put great green fist right through it. Hulk crush all hopes of entertainment. Hulk in boring film. Film co-written by star. Edward Norton. Norton in it. Norton write it. Norton not need gamma-radiation poisoning to get big head. Thing is: Hulk head weirdly small. Compared with rest of big green body. [...]
Oh well. Looks like Iron Man is still in theatres. Maybe I’ll go see that again…
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Review funny. Reader go snort.
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